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HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS! I NEED TO THROW UP!
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When people learn to just leave it alone? It’s always tiring to watch a friend learn what you already found out the hard way.
Donuts for lunch isn’t as awesome as my inner child promised it would be.
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Please realize, I’m an idiot. There is nothing special about me. I truly don’t know much, but I’ll do my best to fill in the blanks.
Big news: I got promoted on friday, I’m now a supervisor. I just about shit. Booya!
“I’ll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!”
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A human being’s made of more than air With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there Unless that human bein’ next to you Is unimpressive, undistinguished You know who… Cellophane Mister Cellophane Shoulda been my name Mister Cellophane ‘Cause you can look right through me Walk right by me And never know I’m there… I tell ya Cellophane ...
I wear this crown of thorns upon my liars chair, full of broken thoughts I cannot repair. Beneath the stains of time, the feelings disappear. You are someone else, I am still right here.
I deal with fixing inanimate objects all day, everyday. What happens when I break? I feel like i have no idea what to do.
imarobot asked: How's about a new window, sir? Maybe after all of the hype from the show this weekend?
imarobot asked: I clicked the link. And I got a pop-up about Oprah.
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Ask me/Tell me something good. I forgot you could do this on here…
I read too damn fast. I have a terrible problem with responding, even internally to things I haven’t read correctly. Grammar is a funny thing like that. Maybe I just can’t read.
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HEY! Come to FIRST FRIDAY WITH ME AND EAT A BAKED POTATO WITH ME! Yarg!
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Rule #1 on women: Don’t ask.
Love will fuck us up
nicoturner: “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.” -Anaïs Nin