Life as Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger force is pretty good, I learned.
Just a heads up: that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it...– Cave Johnson
Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of...– Cave Johnson
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is jonespapasdd121318
Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make...– Cave Johnson
Shut up baby, I know it.– Bender (Futurama)
First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.– Epictetus
Pandemic!: Early Morning Psychosis →
nastybite: It’s 5am. Roommates and I are outside. We hear a rustling in the bushes. Roommate: “There’s something in the bushes” Me: “Probably a monster” Roommate: “A gila monster” Me: “Those things are poisonous” Roommate: “Really?” Me: “Yeah. The Platypus is also poisonous. They got them spurs on…
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.
voxamberlynn: i wonder what it’s like to have my body and mind separate. i can’t have sex with someone who isn’t in love with me and leave it as “sex”. i invest feelings, hard. that’s the number one reason i can never, have never and will never have a one night stand. i complicate my own mind.
On my way to albuquerque, already seeing snow. Arizona is beautiful.
I hate when hoes use the excuse for getting with a...