November 2011
103 posts
October 2011
54 posts
Life as Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger force is pretty good, I learned.
“Just a heads up: that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it...”
– Cave Johnson
“Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of...”
– Cave Johnson
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is jonespapasdd121318
“Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make...”
– Cave Johnson
“Shut up baby, I know it.”
– Bender (Futurama)
“First say to yourself what you would be;
and then do what you have to do.”
– Epictetus
Pandemic!: Early Morning Psychosis →
nastybite:
It’s 5am. Roommates and I are outside. We hear a rustling in the bushes.
Roommate: “There’s something in the bushes”
Me: “Probably a monster”
Roommate: “A gila monster”
Me: “Those things are poisonous”
Roommate: “Really?”
Me: “Yeah. The Platypus is also poisonous. They got them spurs on…
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.
voxamberlynn:
i wonder what it’s like to have my body and mind separate. i can’t have sex with someone who isn’t in love with me and leave it as “sex”. i invest feelings, hard. that’s the number one reason i can never, have never and will never have a one night stand. i complicate my own mind.
On my way to albuquerque, already seeing snow. Arizona is beautiful.
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I hate when hoes use the excuse for getting with a...
shhutyouurface:
