May 2011
26 posts
Alt. Phone Number:
602-723-9353. Calls and text works, thank you
April 2011
29 posts
Epic Tales of the Mundane! (The Comic Strip!) →
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire...
– E. B. White
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
– Mark Twain
imarobot asked: Quiet you haha
Step out of the cave walking on your hands, and see the world hanging upside down…
Rainbow-fartin', space-travelin', 8-bit makin',... →
SNAIL QUAIL!
Tonight at the hard rock cafe on 2nd st and jefferson. Show starts at 8pm!
HEY!
What are you doing this Saturday?
Why do I have a feeling that I feel the same way I always have? I know I don’t, but my dreams tell me otherwise.
Do me a favor: Pull your lip over your head… and swallow.
– IMDB.com, Grumpy Old Men (1993)
What the hell is wrong with everyone? Is there no common sense anymore?
imarobot asked: It'd pretty much be pointless if you did, and we both know why.
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” — Robert Maynard Hutchins
This is why Chuck Norris doesn't need school. →