Mark it, today is bash ashley day (bashley day).
“imma make it rain, bitch. Imma make it rain, uh!” -jesus
“i wish I could rap like a real rapper, but I can’t, ’ cause I’m white” -stacie
“hold on, I’m gonna eat this meat” -ashley
“She’s got a thing for D’s” - Stacie
Winner winner, motha fuckin’ chicken dinner!
Welcome to the suck.
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like