Mark it, today is bash ashley day (bashley day).
August 2011
59 posts
“imma make it rain, bitch. Imma make it rain, uh!” -jesus
“i wish I could rap like a real rapper, but I can’t, ’ cause I’m white” -stacie
“hold on, I’m gonna eat this meat” -ashley
“She’s got a thing for D’s” - Stacie
July 2011
54 posts
A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke? →
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he’ll tell you the truth.”
— Oscar Wilde (via fairylullaby)
“I do not care what car you drive, where you live, if you know someone who knows someone, if your clothes are this year’s cutting edge, if your trust fund is unlimited, if you are A-List, B-List or never-heard-of-you list. I only care about the words that flutter from your mind. They are the only thing you truly own, the only thing I will remember you by. I will not fall in love with your bones and skin, I will not fall in love with the places you have been. I will not fall in love with anything but the words that flutter from your extraordinary mind.”
—Anonymous
I WANT MORE CHICKEN DINNER!
Winner winner, motha fuckin’ chicken dinner!
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Welcome to the suck.
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If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
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The awkward moment when you realize your existence is insignificant
lmfao dying
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