If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
Is the poop. Fact.
…And then I remember why I have the name “Mr. Self Destruct” on my back.
Who want to do Lazer Tag next weekend? It’s more fun with more people, what do you nerds say?
Now I remember why I don’t remember what I dream: I hate it.
At Donna Jean’s Libations in Glendale! Bring extra high fives and show off how many friends you have! Booya!
Women: can’t live with ‘em.
"i want four of those kids running around, but only when they are young and cute. After that, they’re out like Menudo"
"sometimes I guess there just aren’t enough rocks "
"yes sir, we got more money than davey crockett."
"that’s my boat…"
"she tastes like cigarettessss"
"have you found jesus, gump?" "i didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him, lt dan."
"In the land of china…people don’t have many possessions"
"Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party…"
"Lt dan…Ice cream…"
"AHH! SOMETHING BIT ME!"
Hilarious. Thanks Desert!
I need a real estate agent, anybody know one?
Jack and Coke, and episodes of Frasier. Classic.
Are you female or male: King
Describe yourself: Tired of Sex
How do some people feel about you: The Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World (hahaha, couldn’t resist)
How do you feel about yourself: Thought I Knew
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Death and Destruction
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Why Bother
Describe where you want to be: Island in the Sun
Describe what you want to be: American Gigolo
Describe how you live: Take Control
Describe how you love: No Other One
Share a few words of wisdom: Everybody Get Dangerous