muffinphetamines: Wilderness Safety - Encountering a Bear If you happen to encounter a bear in the wilderness, do not run, as this will trigger an attack. Instead, make yourself look as big as possible, slowly back away, and in a low, audible voice say, “Come at me bro.”
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down.
yourepinsimneedles: ^ very much so :D
lulz-time: we took alex’s cat for a walk Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Just conceived a new roller coaster idea. Feet only strapped to a platform on tracked wheels. Synced with spring loaded boxing gloves that hit you during the duration of the ride. Named: shit kicker’s revenge. Opening summer 2012.
Keep in Mind:
Other humans will only let you down. Co-Dependence is a real tough bitch. You can change whatever you need. Just shut up and work harder.
iswishandflick: mrpondismypatronus: ...
hairybuttholez: thundergoddess: loopercalia: takeafuckingsh0wer: videohall: Realistic Iron Man costume I WANT THIS “THAT’S NOT FAAAAAAIR” SOMEONE GET THIS SUIT FOR ME omfg
Pandemic Picnic: Novelty Narcotics →
pandemicpicnic: The other week, I was standing in line at Walgreens buying whatever it was I was buying. It was a long line for a Friday night, I thought. Usually I can get in and out in a decent amount of time. Two gentlemen were standing in line behind me. All of a sudden, they had caught interest in some impulse items. I couldn’t really pass judgement on them, I love looking at impulse items...
-uhhleeseeuhh: A little backstory to this clip before you watch it: Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve...
Pandemic Picnic: Creep Homework →
pandemicpicnic: While in training at work, we were learning about different inpatient and outpatient facilities. One of those facilities was a sleep study center. The participant guide listed the diagnoses that were most commonly associated with being admitted to a sleep center. - Parasomnia - Sleep Apnea Pretty normal. And then … - Impotence I turned to my coworker and asked, “Why would...
He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that,...– Rainbow Rowell, Attachments (via rebeccasusanne)